Monthly Archives: January 2018

Local Paedophile Doesn’t Get Everyone’s Problem with Woody Allen

Rolf Saviloy, an unconvicted paedophile residing in Milton Keynes, is ‘utterly baffled’ by public denouncements of the prolific director.

Nicolas Cage To Host 2018 A-Cage-demy Awards

Bookmakers predict Nicolas Cage will once again sweep up the film awards ceremony dedicated to himself.

Peter Jackson Still Directing The Hobbit

His career in ruins, Peter Jackson sees no reason why he shouldn’t just plough through and ruin Tolkien’s legacy permanently.